I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT CRAIGSLIST!!!
As soon as I sober up (probably sometime tomorrow afternoon) I’m totally going to scavenge craigslist or hit up those links you replied with and MAYBE, JUST MAYBE I will be singing my stupid little heart out to those songs I once locked myself up in my room with, desperately de-tuning my guitar to the open tuning he uses to play some of those songs on Saturday night!
Also, that was the longest drunk-run-on sentence EVER. Goodnight.